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Oh, he can't be serious.

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Alright, then, let me give this a try. It's Wednesday, isn't it? And I don't see any question up, yet, so ... let me just wade right in here.

First times. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about. Who was it with, when was it, how old were you, you know, just give the full anecdote. And for those of you unfortunates who haven't yet tasted the that particular fruit, how about you tell us what your ideal image of it is. Ideal place, ideal time, ideal lover.

Don't be prudes, now, come on forth.